Quick Screen Shot

Of AltaVista Wave:

I know what you're thinking... wait, this is just AltaVista from 1999. Well, that is only true if you... HEY LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK AT THAT SUPERIOR TRANSLATION PLATFORM AND IS THAT SUPERSTAR JOEY FATONE!

AltaVista Wave... always 10 years behind Google.

Past Products

Well apparently no one has heard of us as anything other than a search engine that no one uses. This is insulting. Here are some of our other products and the amazing things they do:

• AltaVista Docs - Store, manage and upload your documents onto the web where we will automatically translate them using our translation technology.
• iAltaVista - Personalize your homepage and read the most recent headlines. Also translate anything you want over and over again.
• AltaVista Reader - Read RSS feeds after they have been translated with our translation technology.
• AltaVista Chrome - Translate translate translate. Also web browser.

Don't doubt AltaVista... we're the best.

New Features...

Exciting new features are being added daily to AltaVista Wave. More and more people are turning to this cutting edge platform. Here are just a few great new features from AltaVista Wave:

• What's happening today in 1999? - The new feature that lets you know what's happening in a year that AltaVista was actually relevant.
• N*SYNC Song Generator. - Don't you miss 1999? We do here at AltaVista since we wish we were still successful, but now you can relive that time by recreating N*SYNC songs. BYE BYE BYE to the ability to not automatically generate N*SYNC songs.
• Translation - Remember that! We still translate stuff. Perfect for an eighth grade Dru who needs to write a French story. We don't have any translations of any common phrases found after 1999.

And the features just keep rolling out!

Introducing AltaVista Wave

The newest product from the functionally astounding but widely unheard of AltaVista is being released today. AltaVista Wave offers the most comprehensive platform for searching the web, translating the web, and finding your gmail account. All at the push of a button.

Made by the geniuses at AltaVista, AltaVista is the newest platform in a long line of innovative technologies. From the makers of AltaVistaMail, iAltaVista, AltaVista docs, and every other innovation that just couldn't match up to Google, AltaVista Wave is taking users on a thrilling ride into the hearts of the internet. And translate. did we mention it's really good at translating? In 1998? It was really good in 1998.

That's quality. That's AltaVista...